Ur mum

she is not real. you where adopted. But hey, at least they wanted you. :)

Fake Mother: Yo, child. I aint ur mum fam.
Child: Ok boomer

by lalala whatever February 26, 2020

guy still lives with mum

you

Girlfriend: Your a guy still lives with mum? Damn that's sad.

by MrMaddddd March 7, 2020

Mum

A person who loves unconditionally. A character builder and heart healer. The maker and keeper of wonderful memories.

The hardest and lowest paid, but most rewarding job in the world

I love my mum with my whole heart

by Thebestchild March 21, 2020

Mum

I'm ur mum

Mum is mom

by Børéđ March 21, 2020

ur mum

an insult that is so painful to the opponent that most of the time he just dies

Jeff: your birthday was good
Sam: ur mum was good
Jeff: *dies*

by Caverace November 11, 2020

ur mum lol

damn u just got nae naed

ewdshuqwhdsvw ur mum lol dcedsvcegvygrv

by yeefeeree November 15, 2020

Jordans Mum

A nice lady with a fat assssssssssssssss, but dont be fooled when she damands family games!

Boy#1: Yo dude, did you see that chick with the fat ass?
Boy#2: Yeah dude, shes such a Jordans Mum!

by George Longfield November 19, 2020