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The King's Wank

A jack off session so great, so utterly phenomenal that it could save the world from all it's problems.
The King's Wank is said to happen on July 22nd 2028 at 11:36PM East coast time. in which a man will fulfill the legendary prophecy.

It is said that the producer of The King's Wank once fulfilled, will ascend to a higher plane of existence.
The King's Wank will come soon.
by Snozingly7 January 28, 2023
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Kyle Jin Ping King

The supreme Ping wielder, likes stealing chairs. Kyle Jin Ping King lives in the banks of Ping River ioun a man-cave, fitted with the best gaming setup to ever exist to mankind, but cursed with high ping for the rest of his gaming experience. Overtime Kyle Jin Ping King has learned to harness the Ping and use it to his advantage. If you ever see someone with this ability you can refer them to Kyle Jin Ping King
dude, you're playing like Kyle Jin Ping King!
high ping is no excuse, Kyle Jin Ping King learned to harness it.
your ping is so high you're like Kyle Jin Ping King.
by Urbanium Dictionarium November 10, 2020
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Pulling a King

To win. To do so well, you rule.
Wow, he is a great ship clerk, he must be pulling a King.
by King1988 May 31, 2021
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Alexis Celine King

The hottest, sweetest, funniest, kindest, most beautiful woman ever born. She'll tear your heart out when she's away because she's your world.
If I don't marry Alexis Celine King I might just die.
by Junkyard Pirate July 9, 2021
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Razor_wolf_king_cool

A spectacular user of the infamous social media platform "Tiktok", who regularly posts abnormal and strange, but amazing content. Their username contains the name "Razor" who is a great character from the video game Genshin Impact, and my personal favorite chatacter.
"Man, Razor_wolf_king_cool" is so amazing

"Ikr. Lol."
by Akutagawas_akutagussy March 6, 2022
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A short that Nick eh 30 worked insanely hard on because of his griefers...
Nick eh 30: You think you're the king I'm the king!
* horn sound*
Nick eh 30: You and what army?
* A bunch of people appear*
Nick eh 30: OOOOOH CRAPPP!
*gets shot*
by Cragsly September 13, 2023
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Who shit in a cup and made you king?

Also like what crawled up your ass and died.
Example should include the word "Who shit in a cup and made you king?"
by FunGuyInTheVan June 2, 2010
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