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Jonas

A perfect husband but just a bit homosexual. Jonas likes cock and is not afraid to tell anyone.
Him: Fuck me Daddy Jonas!
Jonas: Nah fam not til marrige *dab*
Her: DONT STEAL MY JONAS!
by Moder Maria May 30, 2017
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jonah perez

Jonah Perez Is a person who you can hang with and laugh. He doesn't like to be messed with. He always has a smile on his face and has the nicest hair.
Man I wish I can be a Jonah Perez
by J.perez_24 July 18, 2017
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_jonasisdaddy_

she's kind, loving, pretty and one saggy ass potato. she have a very big boobs and she have a big ass , she love to choke on dicks and suck dicks same thing and if she takes u to bed this will be an exprience u will never forgot
_jonasisdaddy_ is a slut
by nastykrecioch August 27, 2017
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Jonas

Jonas is a Latin common but well-known name.

He's nice, attractive, intelligent, thoughtful, gorgeous, friendly and has a good sense of humor.

Even though he doesn't think so, he's a strong personality and can deal with problems.
Moreover, it is very good in the bed and certainly an experience worth. He has a rather big penis and is very self-confident.
Person 1: Hey what's your name?
Jonas: My Name is Jonas.
by strongman631 September 5, 2017
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jonah pridman

A wart on your dick that only happens when you dick is smaller than 3 inches
Man I've got a Jonah pridman I've gotta go see the doctor
by Noah budaii October 12, 2017
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jonas mester

Jonas Mester is a glorious turnip and drug selling lovely boy. He is also described as the messias of Lithuania
Omg here is the great jonas Mester!
by ABC boy November 24, 2017
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Jonahvan

Memelord, will make a meme in any sentence
Man: I'm br-

Jonahvan: I'M BLUE DA BA DEE DA BA DIE
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