jelly dong

a wonderful instrument of vaginal pleasure composed by a jelly-filled dildo. wiggly and makes a snapping sound when slapped on the ass.

To avoid getting the ass clap, steve used a massive jelly dong on his playmate roger.

by timmay January 17, 2004

Grape Jelly Cunt

when a woman's cunt area is filled with any type of jelly, jam, or preserves. It is best used as a comeback.

"Linda your a slut"
"Yeah well at least my mom doesn't have a grape jelly cunt"
or
"Linda your a slut"
"Yeah well at least my mom's cunt isn't filled with grape jelly!"

by ashley ellen Smith October 3, 2006

DR. JELLY FINGERS

that doctor dude who ever-so-gingerly dons the latex over his digits, and abundantly lubes his pussy finger for subsequent rectal penetration.

After returning from his yearly today, my friend stated that Dr. Jelly Fingers requested that he assume the "rectal probing" position. After completion, my friend said it wasn't as bad as he initially thought, but the only thing he was a little upset about was that he had gotten a chubby in the process. Not good!

by weave August 24, 2003

Jelly Braclets

all that Jelly Braclets r at my skool is a way to TRY and get booty from grls! it doesnt really work but we still play n e wayz and we only do easy things!

Hott Guy:*excited voice* oh look i broke ur jelly braclets!!!!
Chick:*sarcastic* oh cool u broke the ORANGE braclet!
Hott Guy:*confused and willing* wut does that mean????
Chick: all we have to do is kiss u perv!

by cw_hottie December 28, 2005

jelly bean

Code for Jail Bait.

Did you just see that jelly bean with the big tits? That's potential.. Potential life sentence.

by guambomb October 22, 2009

Jelly bracelets

Jelly Bracelets are simple little bracelets. The stupid meanings are meant for whores/sluts that have nothing better to do.

I wear the bracelets because I want to, not because I want sex/to make out/ etc.

"I have the ugliest jelly bracelets ever."

by Sydney January 14, 2005

jellyfish handjob

A move used by inexperienced teen girls. Instead of gripping the shaft like they should, the girl instead just uses the ends of her fingers on the tip, so that her hand looks similar to a swimming jellyfish.

My fifteen year old girlfriend just gave me a jellyfish handjob. I told her if she doesn't grip it next time, mr. backhand comes out

by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011