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Jeremy

a Perry the platypus loving douche bag. Jeremy's can never make their own dinner plans and rely on others to do so for them. Rather play FIFA than hangout with others. Loves to change mind often.
Jackie "Did you hear about the new transfer student?"
Sam "Yeah the one who transferred out of Culinary school?"
Jackie "His name is Jeremy right?"
Sam "What a bra strap!"
by seventeenthirtyeight December 18, 2015
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A cute boy who is also a player . He breaks girls hearts . And he does stuff to people that he doesn't want to be done to him . He tries to make girls that really like him jealous .
Omgg ! You cheated on her bro ? Your being such a Jeremy !
by /thetruth/ March 15, 2017
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'Jeremy'

When smoking a joint and piece of weed or tobacco (if you use tobacco) goes into your mouth, this may result from a poorly rolled roach.
ugh, i just got a 'jeremy'
by ned cronin January 10, 2012
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a kid who plays halo all day and think about halo and likes to post stuff on facebook about halo and wants to have sexual relationships with masterchief
by m-goz June 21, 2011
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JEREMY CLARK

1. A combination-phrase/name of a certain CELEBRITY HAIR STYLIST; the first name JEREMY is thought to be a reference to RON JEREMY. The last name, CLARK, references a popular brand of PIRATE boots and/or footwear.

2. The initials "JC" often imply a royal ancestry that can be traced from JARVIS COCKER to JESUS CHRIST.

3. A combination of the name: JEREMY, derived from the ancient AZTEC (pronounced: Ass-Tech) word for telling a whopper: JEREMIAH. And the word CLARK, which refers to a disguised Super-Hero in a phone booth. IE: "To be a CLARK KENT Lit. Translation: "A Lying-AZTEC-Disguised-as-a-Friendly-Journalist."

4. Can also be used in reference to someone with PROPHETIC powers and a cartoon alter-ego Caped Crusader. Ie: "He who speaketh of naked-ness, yet remaineth caped." From the OLD TESTAMENT Apocryphal Erotic Book Series: "CLARK KENT HAS A HUGE JEREMIAH!" and the NEW TESTAMENT: "THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF JEREMY IN CLARKSON."

5. A rumoured SHADOW PIRATE, and devoted PASTAFARIAN disguised as a mellow-mannered HAIR STYLIST from NORTH HOLLYWOOD.

6. A deadly pirate who likes to scalp his victims employing a scissor-move with 2 swords.
Girl 1: "I hear he has a large JEREMY...."
Girl 2: "And I love that he wears CLARKS... I'd let him walk all over me!"

Favorite Quote: "I am not JESUS. But I have the same initials....

Overheard in a bar: "Jeremy Clarked in my face last night right after he took all my BOOTY. After which he dubbed me his one-eyed PIRATE PRINCESS and smacked me in the nose with his SWORD.

Response: "That's DIRTY Sanchez. Go wash your face."
by MR JERKY LACE January 22, 2010
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Cunt face mc cunt bucket. Likes to jerk off dogs, and flash his testes everywhere he goes. Most likely to have public sex
Dude why did you pull off a jeremy... That was disgusting
by CuntyMcCuntyNugget September 19, 2017
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Jeremy is one of the ugliest kid with acne and glasses. His pimples are always full of puss and has the longest forehead imaginable.

also know as an acne monster.
damn that boy looking like a Jeremy
by MFSNACK May 30, 2018
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