The act of having anal sex while laying on top of a wind turbine in Iowa. You first go through all the positions and then you both fall off because you have parachutes and then flying into a cat orphanage.
by 6117 April 15, 2025

by Funktacular February 9, 2023

When a girl gets taken and the person forces a key into there spine and also forces them to wear skirts so they look like a doll. These girls have a lot of explaining to there parents what happened. Once there key stops spinning they have to rely on the people near them to wind her back up. There names are Charlize Tiffany mahliah Jessica lehlia marlen Kayla and maddison
Of fuck she needs to be wound up before Charlize dies. She look like a doll and has a skirt. They have a lot of explaining Charlize Tiffany mahliah Jessica lehlia marlen Kayla and maddison wind up girl
by Joe mama extreme December 23, 2019

a term used by tornado damage fanatics to describe how a house is thrown by a tornado in rapid speeds. this plays into Weather Porn, it does look pretty cool when an american house turns into confetti, shredded like paper.
"The house was completely wind-rowed and granulated.
by MartianSupremacist October 10, 2023

by CokeHead Fred December 24, 2008

by WritingInSecret January 16, 2015

When you stick a carrot up your ass and get fucked while hes farting and getting sucked into a tornado
by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021
