lay the pipe

act of screwing women's tits

Man, I wanted to lay the pipe with my woman last night but she said, "You aint putting your dick in my boobs".

My woman has big ass boobs so laying the pipe with her was off the chain!

by Tap Dat#1 August 2, 2012

laying pipe

Pooper sex.

Man, I was laying pipe with this one nasty chick last night and she farted and cried at the same time.

by B. Miller October 22, 2003

Pipe job

When someone loses their shit, or goes off the rails. Much like a crackhead would do.

We were in a normal conversation and all of the sudden, Julie goes from zero to pipe job in 2 seconds flat!

by Richter Ass November 8, 2019

vent pipe

The crack of the ass prominently displayed by repair men while bending over.

I was very gassy after lunch, so when I was repairing the refrigerator, I discreetly let a fart out. It travelled up my vent pipe and was trapped in my Carrhart work shirt.

by Anthony Orifice August 24, 2004

Loon Pipe

A loon pipe is another word for "anus".

Guy 1: Hey, dude! That turd was so damn big it ripped my loon pipe apart!

Guy 2: I don't need to know that!

by PRVS August 7, 2009

snuggly pipe

a broken or chipped glass crack pipe, usually smashed in the back alleys of baltimore. the reason its called a snuggly pipe is because when the junkie gets beaten up the glass pipe breaks and the junkie falls asleep on the shards of glass and its quite uncomfortable.

did you see that guys face?!?!?!

yeah, it looks like he slept with his snuggly pipe.

by beanpole jenkins April 2, 2011

Bag-pipe

When you put your ball bag so deep in a women’s throat it hits her wind pipe.

My girlfriend gagged after I bag-piped her.

by Billy Breathes December 3, 2018