lay the pipe

Man, I wanted to lay the pipe with my woman last night but she said, "You aint putting your dick in my boobs".

My woman has big ass boobs so laying the pipe with her was off the chain!
by Tap Dat#1 August 02, 2012
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laying pipe

Man, I was laying pipe with this one nasty chick last night and she farted and cried at the same time.
by B. Miller October 23, 2003
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Pipe nagger

Pipe nagger (noun): Someone that goes around harassing pipes. I.e. PVC pipes, crack pipes, copper pipes etc...
The pipe nagger broke his friend's crack pipe.
by Dogby May 12, 2014
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Pipe job

When someone loses their shit, or goes off the rails. Much like a crackhead would do.
We were in a normal conversation and all of the sudden, Julie goes from zero to pipe job in 2 seconds flat!
by Richter Ass November 08, 2019
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Tractor Piping

Downloading lewd tractor based content from the internet, usually torrentz
Where's Bob to?

Oh, ee be down the barn, Tractor piping. We won't see im fer days, the dirty ole bastard.
by sweetgrass January 16, 2009
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snuggly pipe

a broken or chipped glass crack pipe, usually smashed in the back alleys of baltimore. the reason its called a snuggly pipe is because when the junkie gets beaten up the glass pipe breaks and the junkie falls asleep on the shards of glass and its quite uncomfortable.
did you see that guys face?!?!?!

yeah, it looks like he slept with his snuggly pipe.
by beanpole jenkins March 17, 2011
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Loon Pipe

Guy 1: Hey, dude! That turd was so damn big it ripped my loon pipe apart!

Guy 2: I don't need to know that!
by PRVS August 08, 2009
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