by boobman8008 December 02, 2009
the process of ejaculating upon a person's chest or back and then proceeding to shave your pubic hair above it, allowing the hair to come in contact with the seman.
Geoff: Damn Rick your chick sure is hairy.
Rick: that's not her hair, i gave her a Dutch sweater last night
Geoff: nice!
Rick: that's not her hair, i gave her a Dutch sweater last night
Geoff: nice!
by The Mad IT Guy May 15, 2011
The act of having a fart blown in one's face. Usually as a form of embarrassment or making said person your bitch.
Wow, did you see David bend over and give Matt a Dutch cheeseburger when Matt was sitting on the ground? It was hilarious!
by White IX March 03, 2011
by Gonne6 April 29, 2018
by XxpussykillaxX May 01, 2018
When you're lying in bed with a girl and fart silently under the covers, then fart loudly outside the covers. She then pulls the covers over her own head, thereby Dutch Ovening herself.
I made my girlfriend double dutch herself last night. Unfortunately, she puked in the bed afterward.
by BroncoCat May 08, 2013
A wink normally seen in the ice skating arena. When the leg swings around where the head is supposed to be while the other foot is on the ground.
by cheif August 10, 2003