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hump hustler

A criminal defense lawyer that specializes in sex crimes. Popularized by the TV show Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
person A: "Hey did you hear Joe got arrested for touching a 13 year old?"
person B: "yeah Bobby already reached out out to him to offer his legal services"
person A: "what a hump hustler"
by randomguy132 July 16, 2023
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Dry Hump

A sexual term when a man or woman grinds up against a object or person.

In reference to a form of : sex act
Like when a man or boy grab a female from behind in a bear hug then has dry sex with her she being unwillingly , involved.

Or at any public schools when teenagers grab a girl or girls and dry humps her 3 min ect.
A sex act - type of trespassing assualt .
Dry Hump : The woman said "he grind up against her on the city bus".
It's called- Dry Sex / Dry Humping
by House of Yahweh July 24, 2023
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Hump monkey

(Vulgar slang, also f'* monkey) Someone to be used for excessive labor. Person forced to perform all tasks not being done by others.
1 That's my personal hump monkey.
2 If you f'* your hump monkey too hard, it will break (they will quit).
3 We need a hump monkey to work the overnight shift.
by АлександрМ August 7, 2023
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Camel hump

The camels hump is where a guy puts a ball in each of your eyes and then lays his d*ck over your forehead and on top of your nose going towards your chin.
His d*ck was so big he was able to do the camel hump on my face.
by Funniest bitch alive August 15, 2023
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humping the queen

This is what you'd use when you're making a lot of money, or robbing from a bank.
Man, you're really humping the queen, huh?
by Boar1 April 16, 2024
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jitter hump

The motion of deliriously entertaining yet unsatisfying sex performed by a female who knows absolutely nothing about sex or pleasure who is trying to please her "PARTNER" and physically CAN NOT
Man my cumdumpster of a so called girlfriend tried to jitter hump me last night and put herself in the hospital when it went wrong
by Irishbeast69 June 14, 2022
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Humping day

On the 27th of June, you can hump any one
Dan: hey John
John: yeah
Dan: it’s humping day
John: aw crap
by Johnform June 26, 2022
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