horse cock

somthing fucking massive

becky, moans
james, what is that

conner , I dont know

both turn corner

james OMG beckys got a horse cock in her ass

by colin sexton November 17, 2020

Horse Problem

A problem you have that is out of your control, something you just have to ride out until the solution comes to you. Much like a horse inside of an elevator.

"This breakup healing process is just a horse problem."

by whyen October 23, 2022

Horse dervees

The silly word that comes out of children's and preteen's mouths when they don't know how to pronounce 'hors d'oerves'. Can lead to some interesting converstations.

Mrs. Connor, I really like your horse dervees. My favorite is the one with the cheese on a stick.

by gr33kbo1 July 29, 2010

Suck horse

A woman who was breed to suck off dudes.

Dude: bro did your grandma get married? Wtf she’s 78 why won’t she stop
Dude 2: yeah bro she’s a suck horse. She’s born to suck dudes

by Bro mcdudeson June 18, 2018

California horses

A horse in which a person would like to be naked with in private.

Kevin likes california horses.

by VeniVincere August 17, 2010

Horse breath

1.Weed/bud that will leave yo breath smelling stank (as you’d imagine a horses breath to smell)
Reference:”cat piss”
2.the odor of dank bud in your mouth

“Heavy smoke, horse breath”
-kodak-Blackhole
“I can’t smoke witchu guys in the mornings that bud leaves me with horse breath”

by Sir-smokesalot November 21, 2021

Horse Semen

Porridge flavoured gunk

"I'm going to fuck a horse for breakfast"
"There's nothing i like more in the morning than a bowl full of horse semen"

Guy 1: Yo what you having for breakfast?
Guy 2: I'm having Porridge
Guy 1: Ayo me too
Guy 2: But that's Horse Semen
Guy 1: I know, can't taste the difference
Guy 2: *Transforms into Horse*
Guy 1: That's kinda gay bro
Guy 2: Johnathan we're married
Guy 1: I want a divorce

by Ejack_Ulator8008135 April 28, 2022