by Cholenski February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. an unbelievable sex act that is so erotic very few people are aware of it. It involves moose antlers, a jog of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
One pours the maple syrup on your sexual target's loins, then shove the moose antler up the closest available orifice, then place the Stanley Cup on your head and scream loudly as you pound your partner and hit them with a hockey stick.
Any seminal fluid left over is placed in the Stanley Cup for later use.
Note: A hockey puck is placed in your partner's mouth to prevent excessive screaming.
One pours the maple syrup on your sexual target's loins, then shove the moose antler up the closest available orifice, then place the Stanley Cup on your head and scream loudly as you pound your partner and hit them with a hockey stick.
Any seminal fluid left over is placed in the Stanley Cup for later use.
Note: A hockey puck is placed in your partner's mouth to prevent excessive screaming.
by Colbert's Sexy February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A vary depraved sex act that involves moose antlers, maple syrup and the Stanley cup. Originating from America's ongoing raping of Canada.
by Ivory_Dealer February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexual act in which a man pours maple syrup out of the Stanley Cup onto a woman wearing a pair of antlers. After the syrup has been rubbed all over the woman's body (Including the antlers), the man then begins to fuck the woman with the antlers while she jacks/sucks him off. Licking the remaining syrup out of the Stanley Cup is optional, but it is tasty.
Man: I dunno, I guess we just need a little more excitement in our sex life.
Woman: Well...We could try Canada's History.
Man: Hell yes!
Woman: Well...We could try Canada's History.
Man: Hell yes!
by Rickrypienftw February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Noun; A sexual act, so depraved that it cannot be described on television. Often involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Noun; Indescribably nasty sex act. Normally resulting in painful ripping and exploding of sexual organs.
Verb; The act of performing "Canada's History". (Note: When unlubricated the act is often known as the 'Canada Dry' or the 'Canadian Rough Rider').
Noun; Indescribably nasty sex act. Normally resulting in painful ripping and exploding of sexual organs.
Verb; The act of performing "Canada's History". (Note: When unlubricated the act is often known as the 'Canada Dry' or the 'Canadian Rough Rider').
by Phillip Phillips February 8, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. An expression used to characterize those of us who hold a certain set of beliefs and possess a certain set of values. It will be self-evident to posterity that we who now hold these beliefs and attitudes were correct, and thus on 'the right side of history'.
We who are on the 'right side of history' believe in objective reality and the capacity for science and rationality to uncover truths about the world.
We believe in free speech, open discourse, and continuous debate.
We believe that verbal and artistic offensiveness is not a crime.
We believe that it is cowardly to deplatform those who you disagree with.
We believe it is cowardly not to engage with those who you disagree with.
We believe in individualism over group identity.
We believe that you should judge an individual based on the content of their character and not the color of their skin or any other inessential attribute.
We hold color-blindness as an ideal to strive for.
We believe that men and women have differences, but this is okay and men and women should not be inhibited from doing what they wish on the grounds of sex-based prejudice.
We believe that is just fine to be gay, straight, or bi.
We believe that there is nothing wrong with being transgender. It is legitimate, despite there being a lot of junk philosophy that has attached itself to theory of gender presently. We will work out these problems together with the help of reason, science, open discourse, and debate.
We reject that there is any virtue in proclaiming a victim identity.
We believe in liberal democracy and reasonably regulated market economies.
We value liberty, fortitude, strength, and personal responsibility.
We believe in free speech, open discourse, and continuous debate.
We believe that verbal and artistic offensiveness is not a crime.
We believe that it is cowardly to deplatform those who you disagree with.
We believe it is cowardly not to engage with those who you disagree with.
We believe in individualism over group identity.
We believe that you should judge an individual based on the content of their character and not the color of their skin or any other inessential attribute.
We hold color-blindness as an ideal to strive for.
We believe that men and women have differences, but this is okay and men and women should not be inhibited from doing what they wish on the grounds of sex-based prejudice.
We believe that is just fine to be gay, straight, or bi.
We believe that there is nothing wrong with being transgender. It is legitimate, despite there being a lot of junk philosophy that has attached itself to theory of gender presently. We will work out these problems together with the help of reason, science, open discourse, and debate.
We reject that there is any virtue in proclaiming a victim identity.
We believe in liberal democracy and reasonably regulated market economies.
We value liberty, fortitude, strength, and personal responsibility.
by Jack Atrophy August 7, 2022
Get the right side of historymug. Refers to when a woman holds on to any type of antler mount and you rail her from behind using maple syrup as lubricant.
by Posslington February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.