a condition suffered by working professionals who become mad with jealousy because they cannot participate in surprise-hipster-DJ revelry on random school nights.
hipster envy typically becomes a problem in your mid-30s, when you realize you actually require sleep.
hipster envy typically becomes a problem in your mid-30s, when you realize you actually require sleep.
Upon realizing that he could not go to a club to see a surprise DJ set by Diplo because he had to be at work early the next morning, Brian became overcome with hipster envy.
by hermjon November 10, 2010
Get the hipster envy mug.Most likely a male who grew up on sports center. He likes to play and watch a wide variety of sports. He mostly roots against the home town team. He will like teams that are not even close geography wise, but might like them especially for flashy jerseys or a single player. This person will dress in very unique sports apparel.He will have a wide collection of jerseys from many teams, and sports. These jerseys are out of the ordinary, and will be unique. If the jersey is vanilla then the Sports Hipster would not be caught wearing such a traditional uniform. Bold, Flashy, Rebellious and Athletic would describe a sports hipster.
For example if a Sports Hipster lives in Green Bay, Wisconsin he will become an Anti-Packer fan. Therefore getting much pleasure in the Packers losing, and taunting the fans. He will therefore like some random team like the San Diego Chargers just to make Packers fans ticked.
Clothing examples: Oregon Ducks football jersey; Maryland Black Ops; Wild tennis shirts; Crazy Golf Pants.
Clothing examples: Oregon Ducks football jersey; Maryland Black Ops; Wild tennis shirts; Crazy Golf Pants.
by Manny1123581321 January 15, 2013
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Get the Hipster Lisp mug.Characteristic posture of hipsters. Super lax posture of the neck and shoulders forming a sharp curve from upper back to protruding head.
When Greg watched the indie band perform, he nodded along to the music while standing with a hipster hunch.
He was too cool and subversive to stand up straight, so he hunched over in the hipster hunch.
He was too cool and subversive to stand up straight, so he hunched over in the hipster hunch.
by Jay-See November 2, 2013
Get the hipster hunch mug.Pot Hipster: That douche that's always telling people shit like "you know, marijuana doesn't cure everything, right?"
Dude I had a pot hipster in my circle last night.
Oh god what happened?
He started lecturing people about his all-knowing ways of why marijuana is just a plant and why we're all idiots for loving it.
Oh god what happened?
He started lecturing people about his all-knowing ways of why marijuana is just a plant and why we're all idiots for loving it.
by motleychristo November 23, 2013
Get the pot hipster mug.A collective noun referring to three or more overtly trendy yet alternative millennials, or hipsters, meeting or traveling in a group together. A comparable identifier in the animal kingdom would be a murder of crows or an array of hedgehogs.
The artisan cider brewery and cheese shop was empty until an irony of hipsters came in and took up the tables and couch in the corner.
by RhythmLife July 14, 2015
Get the an irony of hipsters mug.A game that is played historically in the inner Northern suburbs of Melbourne amongst gentrified youth. It was originally invented by a miss C Speldewinde during the years of her cultural enlightenment.
Let's play "Hipster or Homeless", I'll go first.... look at that guy over there in ripped jeans, 90's basketball jumper and scruffy beard. Hipster.... or.... homeless?!?
by Spindlewindle July 9, 2016
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