maximilian james robert haley

he is an absolute lad with a penis ranging from 100 - 110 inches. also he is well fit and has at least 5 girls on him at a time.

person 1: look its maximilian james robert haley!
person 2: you dont say look how many girls their are... and the size of those trousers!

by jessssssss da bruda November 12, 2013

Haley

An extremely jealous person. She envy's all her friends, and tends to look like a pug. She isnt a clean person, but she thinks shes the cutest thing ever. she also follows the crowd and copies all her friends. Haleys are usually very self centered and obsessed with trying to be cool.

"Haley lost her best friends because shes such a bitch"

by apm222 January 18, 2012

hifey

describes the manner of an action causing girls to freak dance with someone

"Do you think if I make it MORE hifey some of these females will back their things up on me?"

by Bob Case May 22, 2004

Hailey

A flat ass whore likes colins dick in her ass or anyone including fucking retard

Alex likes to eat haileys ass

by Tittynigger February 25, 2018

haley fisher

A fat cow who has a shelf for an ass

Lol did you see Haley fishers dress, it looks like her grandmas

by Gebhn17 July 12, 2015

Haley

A mean selfish girl she will be a heart breaker for boys and she hates all of here siblings

I just hate Haley she’s such a jerk

by Kevin Harley January 1, 2018

Haley

A backstabbing hoe who will pretend to be your friend for a very long time but then back stab you she will spread rumors and tell all your friends lie about you, shes a whore. She only dates guys because shes a lonely slut, she is a bitch to everyone, she will make you lose all your friends and get you in trouble for something she did, she will leave school and lie saying she was getting bullied, her ex was dating a blood cold gold digger. Shes a slut slut hoe hoe. Ass hoe!

This girl Haley pretended to be my friend, then backstabbed me shes a hoe

by TalkinShitxx December 4, 2018