by Katie Laken May 7, 2018
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by Thehoemaker December 26, 2020
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when you get too happy and sleep alot. sleepy happy. your life is too good, you're not on edge. a term pioneered by DMX, who apparently has been smoking rocks constantly since the last time he was heard from.
Q: Are you happy right now?
A: I don’t wanna be happy.
Q: Why not?
A: ’Cause when you happy you get locked in sleep. You get sleepy happy. I always wanna be on point. I always wanna be aware.
Q: Right, ’cause when you’re happy you think you’re safe and you don’t…
A: Yeah, you get sleepy happy.
A: I don’t wanna be happy.
Q: Why not?
A: ’Cause when you happy you get locked in sleep. You get sleepy happy. I always wanna be on point. I always wanna be aware.
Q: Right, ’cause when you’re happy you think you’re safe and you don’t…
A: Yeah, you get sleepy happy.
by Mmmmmmmm Crack April 2, 2008
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User: My friend is a pain in the butt.
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by guardianpinkneko January 7, 2009
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by b2byc2md3n March 21, 2022
Get the aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car mug.A recent craze in which chavs ambush an innocent passer-by, and beat them up while one of the gang videos the whole episode on their mobile phone. The video is kept as a trophy and passed round the class at school.
The chavs who engage in this don't seem to recognise it as assault or have any kind of conscience, which is very worrying. How long will it be before we read about "happy rapes" or "happy murders"?
The chavs who engage in this don't seem to recognise it as assault or have any kind of conscience, which is very worrying. How long will it be before we read about "happy rapes" or "happy murders"?
In London, British Transport police have investigated 200 happy-slapping incidents in the past six months, with eight people charged with attacks at south London stations and bus stops in January alone
by Zoggi June 11, 2006
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Son- "Oh Mom, That isn't mine. Halpern was over here and was smoking pot, I'm sorry"
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Son- "Oh Mom, That isn't mine. Halpern was over here and was smoking pot, I'm sorry"
Mom- "Thank Heavens! I always knew you were a good boy. Oh, and that Halpern is not welcome here anymore!"
by Bluntsnakes December 30, 2010
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