p-gut

Penis-Gut: Roll of fat above the penis. Making it look smaller than it actually is.

I need to work out, my p-gut has taken 3 inches off my length.

by D3ADZO August 16, 2017

Nut Gut

A Nut Gut is when an erect penis goes flaccid without releasing the goods which in return then makes the stomach/ gut painful.

Guy: Babe, don’t get me hard if you’re not about it
Girl: I’m sorry I just don’t feel like having sex right now
- Guy 10-20 minutes later with an upset stomach
Guy: Fuck Karen, I have a Nut Gut now. Thanks.

by RealTalkGirl2020 March 8, 2020

gut cannon

Another word for a penis that can tear about an intestine like a .50 caliber weapon

Holy shit. Dante tore her apart with his Gut Cannon.

I hope your a weapons expert. Because you get to handle my Gut Cannon

by Dsav July 31, 2015

Gut Check

Verb: Only performed in a threesome, whilst the tramp is riding ones cock, she sucks the others load into her stomach. She then tells the one being ridden to punch her hard In the gut. At which point she orally ejaculates the previously swallowed load, onto the one being ridden.

Lisa was frustrated with mike and Dave, and decided to perform a gut check the next time they had a threeway.

by Big D johnny layer October 24, 2019

Gut lag

When you travel to a very different time zone and your other bodily functions havent caught up to your new sleep-wake routine.

Resident of destination: You all settled in?
Traveler: My jet lag is better but I still cant use the restroom
Resident: Don't worry, your colon will catch up soon. You just have gut lag.

by Mister Crapaud October 6, 2022

Upper-gutted

When it’s all up in her gutt

“I love to be upper-gutted.”

by Freaakinnbrown October 14, 2020

Guts night

A night in which sexual intercourse has been scheduled in advance between a husband and wife who have small children. This is often done because their once exuberant sex life has been utterly destroyed since having children. Absolutely nothing trumps guts night!

Any night you got a legitimate shot at crushing some ass.

Phil: "Hey Tom, a bunch of us are going to the bar to watch the Astros in the world series. You in?"

Tom: "I would on any other night guys, but tonight is guts night and the wife is DTF! I am not missing that for the fucking Astros!"

by The Fratriarch October 28, 2021