Farm-Sized

A woman who is so unbelievably fat, she looks like she has to be either milked or fed by a trough. Aka wide as all outside.

Good God! That bitch is one chalupa away from being a farm-sized fattie!!

by TonyRoma70 September 11, 2022

lightning farm

to stand outside when it’s storming and farm lightning

whoever gets struck wins

“Wanna go outside and lightning farm and see who gets struck first?”

by landry nicole August 13, 2025

farm it out

to send work to someone to be done away from one's normal place of business; to subcontract work.

You need to investigate her. Don't farm it out.

by Planetecc December 5, 2016

feast-farming

the act of continuously eating similar to a means of production.

anthony consumed a consistent amount for ex amount of time thus feast-farming.

by bubblefatfinalboss May 13, 2025

simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold March 23, 2024

halo farm chocolate milk

Chocolate milk with the consistency and taste of mud water.

Person 1: Man, Jacob drinks copious amounts of mud water
Person 2: No that's halo farm chocolate milk
Person 1: They mean the same thing
Person 2: You right

by Failedwhisper June 20, 2019

State Farm switch

When you find out your husband IS fucking Jake from State Farm on the low.

Anna was fooled by the State Farm switch when she heard her husband asking if Jake from State Farm liked the way he sucked Jake’s dick. She always knew Jake was on the DL

by DVillan October 11, 2020