Facebook Games

Games you can play over Facebook such as Mafia wars, Farmville, and Cafe World. They are for people with no real skill at actual computer games and constantly feed annoying and pointless status updates to your news feed.

Farmville player's auto news update: "Idiot found a black sheep and it's very lonely and looking for a home!!!!!"

Sensible Facebook user: "Facebook games are fucking stupid." *blocks Farmville*

by starman666 December 15, 2009

Facebook filter

Eliminating information that is inappropriate or uninteresting from your Facebook posts.

I wish she wouldn't use Facebook to bitch out her friend. Does she not know all 300 of her friends can read it? She should use her Facebook filter.

by peanutpepper May 27, 2009

Facebook countdown

When you're feeling extremely happy (or occasionally awfully sad) that you can't wait til getting home to upload your facebook status, thus ignoring your family at all.

YOU: I can't believe it!I passed the exam!I graduated!!

FRIEND: oh,congrats dude! go home,your family must be anxious and wanting to hug you and celebrate!

YOU:no way man! I'm on the facebook countdown,,all I want is to upload my status.. My family will have time to celebrate then.

FRIEND: you freak!

by Nachoo December 19, 2009

Facebook Blueballed

When someone signs onto their facebook after at least a day, only to find out they don't have any notifications.

Alex: Hey did I post that funny video I found to your wall?
Ben: No dude, I got facebook blueballed today.

by Chigoose22 August 19, 2010

Facebook Twit

A person who uses facebook to update not only their facebook status but their twitter status also.

A 'Facebook Twit' is obsessed with posting the same updates on both networking sights about his/her mondane activities that noone really cares about.

A: Have you seen what Ben is doing tonight?
B: Yea. 'Ben Smith is taking a bath'.
A: Haha. Yep. Did you see it on facebook?
B: No, I saw it on twitter.
A: Ha! he is such a facebook twit!

by DIZZLEDIZZLEG April 29, 2009

Facebook Fast

To deactivate your facebook account and not activate it for as long as you can until you give in.

Jennifer: Hey did Susan get rid of you also on facebook?
Tim: No, she just went on a Facebook Fast.

by RoseyPosey67 May 3, 2009

forensic facebooking

Forensic facebooking is the practice of using facebook to find as much detailed information about a person from their profile as possible. Similar to profile mining.

Elise and I engaged in some forensic facebooking to find where her ex moved, what his new girlfriend was like, how many photos he took of her, and how many times they poked each other.

by claire ellen March 20, 2008