Fag Muffin

The term "Fag Muffin" is used to descibe a Fat Fag.

Holy shit, look at that Fag Muffin, He's one Fat Queer!

by Joe GDawg May 1, 2006

fag blooming

when numerous guys start acting really gay all of the sudden. or acting more gay than before

omg whats up with all these guys being increasingly gay and creepy?! what is it like fag blooming season or something?

by MIA69 November 22, 2011

Fag Bashing

The hobby/act of seeking out homosexuals to physically assault.

James is gonna go to the state pen for awhile. He got popped by the cops for fag bashing.

by VitoVane December 2, 2017

Fag Tag

n. The Loop on the top of the back pleat on button-down shirts. AKA, ripcord.

Frank threw Fred to the ground by his Fag Tag.

by ALEXfromExeter August 22, 2005

fag hag shag

Opportune sexual interaction with gay friend's fag hag mate(s). Can be based on misconception that having gay friends is a sign of sensitivity.

Q: How was last night, mate?
A: Great, there was a huge crowd of us and I managed to get a sneaky fag hag shag in before the night was over.

by Roy Rover May 10, 2005

Fag basket

1. A gay dude's asshole.

2. Insult to a gay dude.

Jerry takes it in the Fag Basket.

by Frank Mrugala December 25, 2009

Fag Hag

Also known as Fruit Fly and Queer Dear. This is a woman who prefers the company of gay men because she recognizes their effervesence, incisive wit, and sheer brilliance regarding the human condition. This woman appreciates the fact that gay men know how to drill down to the bittersweet core of an issue and make light of it where necessary, and simultaneously make dark humor of it where otherwise necessary. It is a gift that comes from being an outsider: rather than lying down and taking a beating, as some do, the exaulted gay man rises from the ashes and finds the ridiculous glory in being an outsider. In this endeavor, he seeks the company of a woman, and she of him...because regardless of intentions, women and men enjoy the company of those who feel "right" to each other.

Because this type of woman is generally spoiled by the general delightfulness of gay men, she may scorn straight men for their lack of personality and overall dullness.

She had a boring but biologically necessary momentary sexual encounter with a straight man named "Todd," but she soon grew bored of his attention and longed to be encircled in the warm and safe womb of the gay bar. "I must tend to my mother," she told him, as she eyed the clock and noted that it was 1:10 am. In her mind, she calculated and realized she still had time to make it to the bar and hook up with some boys who would eventually stay until dawn and entertain her bottomless need to be intellectually and emotionally stimulated.

In light of this, she deftly dressed herself, and buffed and fluffed her makeup in this Todd's sticky dank bathroom. She then politely delivered a well-placed kiss upon the former object of her desire, and hailed the first cab in sight. She knew with utmost assurity, after all, that straight men are for sex; gay men are for love.

by quidditian January 8, 2005