Rattle-eyed

Can't keep your eyes focused.

Man, I'm so rattle-eyed I can't even focus on my work.

by Rattlesnake246 September 15, 2017

EI

The least classy place to drink in the Denver metro.

Fuck...I’m broke and look like shit...Let’s hit up EI for some drinks tonight!

by Lolright October 11, 2019

One-eyed cunt

When a ladies vagina opens and closes repeatedly as if it was winking at you

Look at her one-eyed cunt !

by Rommel December 17, 2019

Brown-Eyed Salute

N- A phrase used when a person has just made a statement that you can tell was complete BS. At this point, you decide that the person is full of crap and thus up to their eyes in "brown", therefore deciding that they are giving you their best brown-eyed salute.

Tommy- "I have a few Ferrari's sitting in my garage at home."

Jenny- "You work at McDonald's. I'm pretty sure that was your best brown-eyed salute, idiot."

by Eizzil Rose November 22, 2011

Cock-eyed

To get blind drunk, in a manner where you can only see out of one eye, often making drunk texts extremely difficult as one is lacking any perception of their immediate surroundings

Bro I'm trying to text my misso but I'm so cock-eyed all my texst just look like "I libe yib for so much bsbe"

by N0th1ng September 30, 2023

Ei

A type of frog that is extremely rude.

I was kicked in the shin by an ei.

by It smell June 2, 2021

one eyed cocksucker

The one eyed Jack in a deck of cards is known also as a one eyed cocksucker

He played his hand of poker and had a pair of one eyed cocksuckers

by donno1980 December 2, 2016