sexual expressionist

its in our nature to want to have sex. what used to be an instinctive act of procreation has shifted towards modern ideas of pleasure. some people get it with one lifelong partner, some live off seriality.

so next time you encounter a sexual expressionist, look at it this way: they only want to ensure eternal life (population), they only want to save the world

"Are you a sexual expressionist? Which type are you?"

by Krkič February 11, 2020

DORA THE EXPLORER

dora the explorer is the hottest prostitute around her tv show has been busting nuts for years she says shes four but dat body screaming 18 she tells swiper no swiping but she really means swiper i want you to thrust inside of me and swipe my vagina

bro did you see {dora the explorer} last night

yea bro ive never beat my dick hard i beat that shit harder than i beat wife

by cooldoger2012 April 1, 2020

Trans-Europe Express

Trans-Europe Express
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Trans-Europe Express

Trans-Europe Express
Trans-Europe Express
Trans-Europe Express
Trans-Europe Express

Rendezvous on Champs-Elysees
Leave Paris in the morning with T.E.E.
Trans-Europe Express
Trans-Europe Express
Trans-Europe Express
Trans-Europe Express

In Vienna we sit in a late-night cafe
Straight connection, T.E.E.
Trans-Europe Express
Trans-Europe Express
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Trans-Europe Express

From station to station
Back to Düsseldorf City
Meet Iggy Pop and David Bowie
Trans-Europe Express
Trans-Europe Express
Trans-Europe Express
Trans-Europe Express

by Death Menace March 1, 2023

I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself

Phrase said by Mariah Lolo.

I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself - Mariah lolo.

by thecharacterwannie July 3, 2022

mexican expresso

A sex position in which cactus skin full of spikes is wrapped around the males penis, and inserted in the females vagina. extremely painfull for both partys

Dude, that girl let me gave her a mexican expresso, she didnt even moan

by mufasa22 August 9, 2009

Siberian Express

A sexual punishment named after shipping political prisoners to Siberia by rail. This act involves inserting something cold or frozen anally (we prefer Popsicles). The recipient then gets gagged and locked into a box, case, or trunk. The container is then pushed or propelled down one or more flights of stairs.

I gave that bitch a Siberian Express for dessert because dinner wasn't ready on time.

by GU NIT March 9, 2012

ExponentialEvil

The gayest gay to have ever gayed in all gaydom. i.e. the king of all that is, was, and ever will be even remotely related to anything gay

ExponentialEvil is gay.

by Chris March 3, 2005