ethan taylor

The guy all girls like, but no one ever dates him because he is to much like a fairy tail.

"Is that Ethan Taylor? Or am I dreaming again?"

by ETay520 December 21, 2016

Ethan Rowe

is tall, very strong, knows everthing, and has a giagantic, fucking huge dick

oh shit it's Ethan Rowe

by John142136 January 07, 2010

Dirty Ethan

Mastering the art of performing a wet burrito

I fasho pulled a Dirty Ethan last night

by furrywindmill April 28, 2019

ethan is a dick

HE IS A SELFISH DEFORMED FUCKER WHO KNOWS MY E-MAIL

Me: Hey, Ethan, Fuck off
Ethan:I WILL SEND ABUSIVE E-MAILS FROM YOUR ACCOUNT!!!
Me: Ethan is a Dick

by THEMYLOMACHINATOR September 19, 2013

Ethan Wilson

A gay and frankly fucking stupid fag.

Ethan Wilson is a stupid fag.

by Ethanspoppop October 08, 2019

Pulling an Ethan

1. Saying a joke or statement that has no meaning other than providing others with a sense for how retarded one is
2. Using formal words one does not know the meaning of in an attempt to sound smarter than one is (possibly in a deep voice)

"Dude Shane kept saying the same joke over and over, it wasn't even funny he was totally pulling an ethan."

by @lex$ December 05, 2016

Ethan Smith

A really nice, down to earth person and is actually really smart too. He is very insecure but thinks your amazing so compliment him also. He is really fun to hang out with and one of the most loyal

friends in the world. If he’s in your life you

are lucky.❤️❤️❤️

Girl 1- Ethan is so stupid, annoying, and ugly.

Girl 2- No he’s not why does everyone say

that😭❤️😭

Girl- I got kissed by Ethan Smith
Other girl- NO WAY

by Lil Uzi vert fan May 07, 2018