Face Grenade Eater

Some one who eats Face Grenades like it's their day job. This is a terrible thing to be, and only the biggest gaybos you've ever seen are one. Avoid being called this at all costs.

Also known as an FGE for short.

Garrett: Wow you are a huge Face Grenade Eater!

Fallon: I know, there's nothing I can do about it :(

by MTFjr February 7, 2008

Eatership

The number of patrons buying food from a cafeteria (or other eating establishment).

Sales are down in the cafeteria, so we are seeking ways to increase eatership.

by m-san March 12, 2008

Enterpainment

noun: the action of being amused by other people’s pain.

It was a great soccer game to watch, but that was pure enterpainment when Nate headbutted Dave in the forehead!

by Hazel Rider August 12, 2008

entergast

to press enter mid word, because you are flustered to be talking to you significant other, and are so excited to tell them (any) something

how
did
you
manag
e
that
one

did you just entergast?

by swords girl February 26, 2011

contemplative eater

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org:Americanese)2007: 1. one who does all of their thinking in between bites of of food while staring of into space 2. thinker-eater<~stomach>

trevor is a contemplative eater

by farturohaha January 2, 2009

desk eater

is a file or project that consumes all of your time for very little gain, leaving you no time to do more profitable things. Often the people involved are whiny, needy complainers.

your coworker: I just got stuck drafting a will for the senior partner's grandmother.

you: Buddy, you have been given a desk eater.

by gingersmom July 4, 2009

lunch eaters

People who contribute nothing useful and only show up for the free lunch

Without Joe the place would fall apart. Couldn’t the other guys take care of it? Nah, they’re a bunch of lunch eaters.

by Dan182 September 20, 2009