Edward Cullen

Famed through the despicable, abomination that is the Twilight series, Edward Cullen is an emotionally abusive character that is created so that normal males in the real world will never live up to Stephanie Meyer's picture of the ideal boyfriend through her incessant ramblings about how "flawless" he is. His lover is Bella, the weak and needy Mary Sue of the story, otherwise known as Stephenie Meyer portrayed in her deepest fantasies. I am female, and I think these books have a negative effect on female teenagers and develope unrealistic expectations.

Edward Cullen: "I watch you sleep and come into your room without you knowing ever night. I also really want to kill you."
Bella: *moans* "Do me. Please, I want you so bad! *inner monologue* his perfect lips, his flawless eyes, his angel body, sparkle sparkle sparkle his skin is like marble im blushing im blushing again oh wait i tripped you want to get married? sure ill get married if that means i can bang the crap out of you. and then ill get pregnant at 18 and name my demon baby Renesmee. what a lovely name, dont you think?

by dont make me vomit. July 29, 2010

king edwards

Very annoying and unfortunately, a regular of many forums of GameTalk.

He's argumentitive, uses quotes when replying, and is turned on by Shaq Fu. Very odd.

One good thing: he's way too awesome to use any capitalization.

and they dont PWN me with any points in that one that got 116 posts half of it was ydn saying "noes wae i PWN'D j00"

by without tgt January 3, 2005

Edward Cullen

The hottest guy no lemme rephrase that; vampire to ever walk the planet.

characteristics:

Drop dead sexy
Gorgeous
Hott
Funny
Perfect
Has hott brothers
Hott
Hott
Sexy
Hott
I think you get it ;)

Edward Cullen has a hot brother named emmet and a hotter Brother named Jasper

by want2go2artschl February 20, 2009

eduardo

who the fuck names their kid eduardo that sucks if it’s your name

person one: “hey look it’s eduardo”
person two: “who the fuck looks at a kid and goes ‘yup it’s an eduardo’”

by ruthlessbitch101 November 25, 2018

The Edward

Lesbian Sex, Scissoring. Refurs to Edward Scissorhands, the 1990 movie. Also can be used as a joke about Edward Cullen and how he's a woman.

Did you hear that Katie and Savannah got mad drunk and did The Edward last night?

Spoiler Alert! Edward Cullen did the Edward with Bella in Breaking Dawn!

by carol equals ninja March 13, 2010

edward cullen

a teen that was turned to a vampire in 1918 by carslile because he had the spanish Influenza he sparkle like diamonds plays the piano is a vampire the hottest/sexiest man on earth in love with bella swan collects cars

edward cullen
vampire

by luv the cullens March 27, 2009

Edoarda

Some sort of creature usually found limping around public places. Can invade cell phones and computers causing them to malfunction.

Yo, look at that retard.
Isn't that an Edoarda?

by goober2010 June 16, 2010