Going under a bridge to take a shit.
Based on the fairytale troll that lives under a bridge, has nothing to do with Internet trolling. If you find a lump of excrement under a bridge that looks human sized it must have been a troll that left it.
Based on the fairytale troll that lives under a bridge, has nothing to do with Internet trolling. If you find a lump of excrement under a bridge that looks human sized it must have been a troll that left it.
Guy 1: Why was Tom's car in the side of the country road, next to that bridge?
Guy 2: Tom was probably taking a troll dump.
Guy 2: Tom was probably taking a troll dump.
by ratnard July 24, 2012
Get the Troll Dumpmug. by Gooch himself February 13, 2019
Get the Po dumpmug. When you realize there was a much better choice after you've already made a decision or purchase or statement.
Paid $600 for a phone on eBay, the next day I saw it in a store for $450. I totally took a dump in the oven.
Thought of the perfect comeback after the argument was over. #dumpintheoven
Thought of the perfect comeback after the argument was over. #dumpintheoven
by Paulo Positive November 13, 2014
Get the dump in the ovenmug. Back in ancient times, before battles of yore, the Romans would prepare themselves to fight against legends and other beings. In order to cleanse themselves, they would take (for their time) the greatest dump in recorded history. If you take such a cleansing dump that you can accurately predict the moment of the next good fortune that you will experience, you have just taken a roman dump.
Revealing to others that you have taken a roman dump will instantly improve your charisma score and open up more favorable dialogue choices.
Revealing to others that you have taken a roman dump will instantly improve your charisma score and open up more favorable dialogue choices.
Man 1: You have been in the bathroom all day! Did you fall in?
Man 2: Nahh..I just took a roman dump.
Man 1: Wow. You are my God.
Man 2: Of course - it was the only way.
Man 2: Nahh..I just took a roman dump.
Man 1: Wow. You are my God.
Man 2: Of course - it was the only way.
by Master of Sageville April 14, 2010
Get the Roman Dumpmug. An extremely large poop, or needing to go to the bathroom with the feeling of making extremely large poop.
by MegaYote December 10, 2016
Get the magnum dumpmug. BEER DUMPING - The act of "accidentally" dumping a beer on a female with the sole purpose of seeming like the hero and cleaning it up.
Joe: How did you guys meet?
Me: Classic Beer Dumping. I had Jon pour a beer all over Kelly. I swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. I was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.
Joe: Flawless. One of my favorite moves.
Me: Classic Beer Dumping. I had Jon pour a beer all over Kelly. I swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. I was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.
Joe: Flawless. One of my favorite moves.
by workseverytime February 13, 2012
Get the BEER DUMPINGmug. More commonly knows as GD and the fourth and final of the Dump family. When 2 or more arrange to dump at the same time.
right wer at the service station..lets go to the bathroom and take a group dump.
lets play word association while we all take a GD
lets play word association while we all take a GD
by D''' Family April 8, 2009
Get the Group Dumpmug.