designatedist driver

Designatedist Driver:
-Is used when having a conversation with someone responding with the word, "designatedist driver" meaning that you, and everyone in the car with you has been drinking and you are the soberest of your group to drive

Sorry for the late response,

I was the designatedist driver tonight everyone else was way too drunk to drive

by @lways @ M3$@girl March 14, 2016

on the driver

On it.

Dave: "Hey uh Mark, bro, can you do that thing, y'know, the one we asked you to do?"
Mark: "On the driver"

by CooperABC December 5, 2018

Lancer Driver

They are actually a good driver, yet when by themselves, they think there in a fast and furious scene. They’re a person who thinks he is driving a Ferrari yet is actually driving something that could be gassed by a Suzuki swift. Also are the type of person that thinks he writes the road rules

“Look at the lancer driver, thinking he’s Lighting McQueen”

“What the ... does this bloke know how to drive, what an idiot”

by Wowowoiw March 2, 2021

White Tee Driver

When a white guy drives his dick deep into the sphincter of a black woman

Paul played white tee driver into black Hershey Highway

by 4 cocks 2 holes March 5, 2018

drivers leg

When your shin / calf are cramping on the leg you use to push the driving pedal in your motor vehicle.

Will you please drive today? my leg hurts because I have drivers leg.

by Jacqueline Woish December 6, 2022

zac driver

zac driver is someone who couldn't care less about others. he is heartless and has no soul.

"ugh, that emo kid is such a Zac Driver."

by Yeetboi16 November 30, 2019

mule driver

A chronic masturbater

That kid must be a mule driver. I see him driving it all day long

by DR. MULEDRIVER November 6, 2013