double gifing

When you send two gifs in a row in a text message. As frowned upon as double dipping your carrot back into that creamy ranch, don’t do it!

Brian needs to choose one gif and go with it, stop double gifing us in the group text

by Malbowlory August 5, 2020

Double affair

When someone cheats on their boyfriend / girlfriend / fiancé / fiancée / husband / wife with someone who is also in a relationship or married.

Hanna: my ex had a double affair, he cheated on me with his cousin’s fiancée.
Kate: maybe if you would’ve given him head, he wouldn’t have cheated on you.

by nutella137 October 11, 2020

double mayo

To give a double serving of the white liquid condiment.

That booty looking so tight, I'm gonna give it a double mayo tonight.

by WaiKai March 25, 2017

Double doo

When you think all your shits out but then another pound comes in heavy

Dude, last night i thought i was finished, but then i had a double doo!

by Ncg13 April 16, 2017

Double Bitch

A son of a bitch who is also themselves a bitch.

I went to the grocery store and this guy took the last box of lucky charms right as I began to reach for them. We locked eyes and he basically ran away. He didn't even have the balls to apologize. What a double bitch.

by Gatocatchumalos September 5, 2017

double brycer

A sporting event or competition where both teams are terrible.

I’d watch the Browns Vs Colts game but it seems like a Double Brycer

by Bryceisbad October 26, 2017

Double Dinner

Eating a meal at dinner time in your own house, then going to a friends house to have dinner again.

Marc: Do you want dessert?
Wez: No thanks, to be honest, I had double dinner today.
Marc: ...
Wez: I had spaghetti before I left my house.

by SporkAvenger September 9, 2013