When you put a used condom on yours or someone elses nose. It will resemble Squidward from the show Spongebob Squarepants.
I gave him a Dirty Squidward while he was sleeping. The smell woke him up then knocked him back out.
by psychonirvanafan May 29, 2010
Get the Dirty Squidwardmug. When one guy has a sexual inter corse with two smoking hot females while drinking a gallon of White Russian and using borsch for lubrication.
by Vladimir Siriia April 18, 2020
Get the Dirty Vladimirmug. When Mr. Harry Styles kidnaps you because your mom sold you to pay rent and forces you to become Ross Lynch’s hole
by imtrying April 15, 2020
Get the Dirty Giulianamug. by Maximus paddus April 16, 2020
Get the Dirty bennymug. The act of, or a person who parties all night, then continues through the next day, and then straight through the second night without sleeping (or sometimes showering).
"We don't need a hotel room in Vegas, we're pulling a Dirty Bando."
"Todd wasn't having any luck with the ladies at the club until he hooked up with that Dirty Bando."
"Let's have one last Dirty Bando before you settle down and get married."
"Todd wasn't having any luck with the ladies at the club until he hooked up with that Dirty Bando."
"Let's have one last Dirty Bando before you settle down and get married."
by El Stachio February 6, 2010
Get the Dirty Bandomug. When you are on the beach with your lover and decide to build a sandcastle and put your penis through the tower windows and proceed to f**k her but just before you ejaculate, you pull out and release your sperm on the highest tower of the castle and let it ooze down.
Jack: Hey man, me and Sasha just got back from the beach.
Larry: Cool did you do it?
Jack: Do What
Larry: The dirty sandcastle
Jack:Oh yeah I did. I ended up flooding the moat and destroying the draw bridge.
Larry: Wow that's crazy
Larry: Cool did you do it?
Jack: Do What
Larry: The dirty sandcastle
Jack:Oh yeah I did. I ended up flooding the moat and destroying the draw bridge.
Larry: Wow that's crazy
by ShadyPingu March 21, 2015
Get the dirty sandcastlemug. A dirty marian is the type of gal that's gone through several husbands. You can tell their most recent husband has died of natural causes by the silk robe with fur cuffs and collar they wear immediately after his death. When she isn't married to a rich man on death's door, she's sleeping with other women in her luxurious home.
In other words, a dirty marian is a lesbian widow ready to inherit the money of old men that are soon to die of natural causes.
In other words, a dirty marian is a lesbian widow ready to inherit the money of old men that are soon to die of natural causes.
"Yo dude, check out that sexy girl over there."
"Whoa, I wouldn't mess with her if I were you. She's a dirty marian, you can tell by her robe. She's just after old guys' money."
"Fuck, bro. Thanks for the warning."
"Whoa, I wouldn't mess with her if I were you. She's a dirty marian, you can tell by her robe. She's just after old guys' money."
"Fuck, bro. Thanks for the warning."
by PtriC April 16, 2020
Get the Dirty Marianmug.