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dumb genius

A Mac Genius who doesn't know wtf he's talking about.

Like a guy that gives you the standard tech help line - "it's not our problem you have to go somewhere else to fix that." -

When you protest saying that he can, in fact, fix it, he asks two questions to a real Mac Genius and then fixs it in 2 minutes, which he could have done an hour ago, if he just knew what he was talking about.
I went to the MAC store but all I found was a dumb genius.
by frusCust February 3, 2010
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Dumb Zombies

When you have 3+ drunken girls who have been smoking weed and just got raped by 5+ Asians, orgasming all over the floor and they can't stop.
I saw some girls just get dumb zombied!

I think i saw a few dumb zombies.
by Pussyeater985 November 3, 2010
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dumb-shitted

When another person purposely doesn’t know something (or pretends he/she can’t figure something out) in order to hassle you or make your life difficult.
I laid the whole job out a head of time and at the last minute Marty dumb-shitted me about the job location. He demanded directions and a map for a location I know he drives by everyday…so I had to scramble to get him the info that I know he already knows...and I got blamed for the job starting late.
by ~Foo Fighter~ July 20, 2008
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dumb attack

When somebody over reacts to something small/dumb/stupid.
OMG who turned off the fucking light, im going to kill someone for that BS. Man my pops was really having a DUMB ATTACK last night, cause i turned off the kitchen light
by teg96rs October 18, 2007
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dumb prick

by dykasaurus August 24, 2020
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dumb shaming

Using well-founded evidence in a public forum to point out the titanic and obvious stupidity exhibited by someone being, at best, a half-wit about something of which they know little or nothing.

Unlike “fat shaming” dumb shaming has less of a perjorative edge for the accuser than the accused, as unlike fat shaming, the person being a stupid fuck-knuckle is in a perfectly good position to not act that way.
Sheesh, didn’t that anti-vax crank just invite a total fucking dogpile of dumb shaming with his latest woo-woo tinfoil-hatted rant?
by septentrionalis September 7, 2020
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dumb asian

When a person is half Asian and half caucasion. Therefore they are smarter than the average caucasion, but not quite as smart as the typical asian.
Naevry is a dumb asian.
by Naevry's nemesis February 15, 2023
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