Crusty Cupid

When your knuckle deep in a girl and whipe your eye and get an eye infection a day later.

I was hooking up with a girl and after I finger banged her I whipped my eye, the next day I noticed my eye was infected and realized she had given me the crusty Cupid:

by Dgomez96 January 12, 2019

Crusty Carpet

When you jack off onto your carpet

“Hey i use crusty carpet what about you “

by Crusty011 March 17, 2019

Crusty Bumpkin

Hollie Boukadakis

Quit being such a crusty bumpkin.

by Faggotsrgay April 29, 2019

crustymellon

the best streamer ever
mostly streams sea of thieves
when he stream there is actual content

crustymellon

by allin_5 May 1, 2019

crusty ant

Something that people say to get attention, even though it means fucking nothing on the urban dictionary.

"You don't even know what crusty ant means!"

by shivers1772 May 23, 2019

Crusty pants

When you have a poop and if you don’t wipe properly the poop will cause skid marks and when it dries the poop will go crusty which results in crusty pants

Mommmm I have crusty pants again

by OrangeTS May 29, 2019

crusty opinion

A crusty opinion is an opinion ain‘t nobody wanna hear ITS CRUSTYYYY

Somebody: girl you r so ugly
Me: Did i ask for your crusty opinion

by The realest O.G. June 2, 2019