russian crusty

When your friend Vlad launches a cumshot into your moustache and it hardens overnight getting crusty.

Phil woke up with another Russian Crusty after Vlad's party last night.

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Ugo Crusty

Overwhelmingly ugly and annoying, very unattractive. Most likely smells bad

Yeah, my ex-girlfriend was Ugo Crusty. I don’t know why I ever dated her

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its the lost and found bin its (crusty) know one wants it because the items inside are (unused),(forgotten) and unbelievably (crusty).

person one: " i cant find my hoodie"

person two: "did you check the crusty bin?"

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Crunchy crusty Tracey, is a dumb mole with 3 ID's, under :
Tracy
Tracie
Tracey

Crunchy crusty Tracey is a dumb mole with 3 ID's. What else can I say.

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The act of using a Christmas stocking as a cleanup rag for masterbation on Christmas day.

The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.

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Hot babe😫😫😫😫

Jungkooks.crusty.foot is hawt😫😫😫

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Abbachios_crusty_toes means lots of swag"Abbachios _crusty_toes is so hot"
"OMG IKR"

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