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Crusty Line

When a man cums on a hard surface and waits for it to dry then scrapes it up and crushes it up then a girl snorts it.
Last night I pulled out and attempted to give my girl a facial and missed. Instead she did a crusty line.
by Tjsthemaster March 4, 2021
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crusty sideburns

When pieces of feces tangles in your ass hair and all the way down to your inner thigh hair.
Man, while cleaning his ass Dean diagnosed himself with Crusty Sideburns.
by O and A pest from AZ February 5, 2015
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Smelly Crusty Toast

Crusty toast is a sexual act performed by 2 people of same of different sex during intercourse. the first person has to shit all over the second person's chest, let it dry for 2 days while the second person feeds on his own shit and the butt juice from the shit drying on his chest. after the shit dries it has to be scraped off with a knife and put on a toast. voila! now both of them can enjoy a crusty toast on a pleasent wednesday morning!
"Dude, Mike and Molly had a smelly crusty toast this morning!"
by ballssucker2000 March 5, 2023
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Crusty

"crusty ass n**ga."
by Jolioli01 July 17, 2023
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Crusty

Zaheer is crusty
by Ya Crusty September 5, 2019
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crusty pipe

When you do anal, and the poop crusts around the male genitalia, making a rust colored hard covering.
I got a crusty pipe last night, and photographed it for a trophy.
by The Strange Cable man June 17, 2015
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crusty

a term to describe a person who has crusty moves or a crusty personality. crusty can mean being negative, doing the most, or just being weird in a bad way.
you flirt with every nigga and you don't even have a phone. you're crusty.
wow, you're literally being extra right now, hella crusty.
by NC704 May 11, 2016
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