crack whore

a {Crack whore} is a whore who has sex with things/people in return for crack and a can of pepsi,

im a crack whore,dont be talkin back,your dicks as good as gone bitch,down the mo fo hatch,im a lickin your dickin for the benefit of the crack,yo got money,then ive got the honey bitch.ha ha,
my teeth are fucked and so is your wallet,ha ha bitch,my "crack" pays for my crack

by curry mushrooms May 15, 2007

Cracking jokes

A person speaking with dellusion or being unreasonable.

Him: I wan't $500 for this second hand CD.
Her: You're cracking jokes.

by Blair Thumper April 1, 2005

kiddy crack

Also kiddie crack.

Another name for Fun Dip, a powdered candy that is basically flavored sugar. Such named because of the high feeling one might get after consuming so much sugar.

I had seven packs of sour Kiddy Crack and couldn't see straight.

by Darth Bob March 27, 2005

Crack In The Box

that nasty tasting food they serve at Jack In The Box restaurants

yo, i'm hungry. let's go get something to eat down at Crack In The Box

by dIzZiE713 June 25, 2009

cracked a fat

To gain an erection,male penis becomes long and hard.

on looking at your girlfriend i have cracked a fat

by manwithwalkingstick May 13, 2005

jungle crack

a ass crack full of thick crusty hair. often has dingle berries of dark brown color.

Holly crap that dude has a wild jungle crack. he should trim that shit son!

by larry foshizzy June 1, 2007

ass crack

the line on your ass that gets erased after sitting down for long periods of time.

I better take a marker to re-draw my asscrack because it will be gone after sitting in the plane that long

by Frank Bertossi September 15, 2005