A well-worn, heavily marinated tampon, sporting the finest shades of red, brown, and “I-don’t-want-to-know.” Often disposed of in a way that makes unsuspecting victims question their life choices. Bonus points if it’s left in a bathroom trash can without being wrapped up like a decent human being.
Bro, I walked into the gas station bathroom and some psycho was writing on the wall with a coochie crayon. I’m calling the police.
by yung-megafone February 27, 2025
Get the coochie crayonmug. coochie balls is a gender neutral term that can be used as either a cuss word or to describe someone with an unspecified gender’s private parts.
It can also be used in a lighthearted manner when reworded.
Similar to the ways the words ass, cock, dick etc
It can also be used in a lighthearted manner when reworded.
Similar to the ways the words ass, cock, dick etc
Example One:
Person 1:“I have really bad cramps”
Person 2: “your coochie balls hurting again?”
Example Two (Cussing):
“Suck my fucking coochie balls”
“This is a bunch of coochie balls”
Example 3 (lighthearted)
“Yo bro we are coochie ballin’ in this match”
Person 1:“I have really bad cramps”
Person 2: “your coochie balls hurting again?”
Example Two (Cussing):
“Suck my fucking coochie balls”
“This is a bunch of coochie balls”
Example 3 (lighthearted)
“Yo bro we are coochie ballin’ in this match”
by Not At All Loz August 4, 2022
Get the coochie ballsmug. 
by Irl.livingdeaddoll September 9, 2023
Get the Coochie stoppermug. A man or pick me girl who believes they know the ins and outs of vaginas. Pick me girl: a girl whose sole purpose is to attract the attention of men; she’d do absolutely anything. All of her attempts usually come off cringy because she bashes other women to uplift herself .
Coochie connoisseur: Men will tell you how your vagina is supposed to look, feel, and smell. If it doesn’t live up to their unrealistic, never-seen-one expectations then they’ll bash it. These men decided whose coochie is good and whose isn’t based off of porn; they can literally have medical doctors in their face, telling them that their dream-coochie is unrealistic and they’ll ignore it and chalk it up to 2022 liberal softies.
Coochie connoisseur: Men will tell you how your vagina is supposed to look, feel, and smell. If it doesn’t live up to their unrealistic, never-seen-one expectations then they’ll bash it. These men decided whose coochie is good and whose isn’t based off of porn; they can literally have medical doctors in their face, telling them that their dream-coochie is unrealistic and they’ll ignore it and chalk it up to 2022 liberal softies.
Girl: did you see Brad’s TikTok ?
Girl 2: sadly, I did. He’s such a coochie connoisseur.
Girl: I know; as long as it’s clean, other men will eat it.
Girl 2: exactly !! That’s how I know he’s never seen a real pussy; only pornos for that misogynist.
Girl 2: sadly, I did. He’s such a coochie connoisseur.
Girl: I know; as long as it’s clean, other men will eat it.
Girl 2: exactly !! That’s how I know he’s never seen a real pussy; only pornos for that misogynist.
by Hardcoreleftleaningliberal July 4, 2022
Get the Coochie connoisseurmug. by That one leo friend October 29, 2020
Get the coochie ignorationmug.