The desperate half-mile sprint a man makes to a local convenience store when he desperately wants sex, has a partner, but isn't willing to risk spawning a crotch goblin. Upon arriving back with condoms, the Condom Mile is complete
Sarah: "Y'know, I was really disappointed I couldn't sleep with Richie at that party last night..."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."
by Turtle-Cakes April 5, 2024
Get the condom milemug. by Urbanpigfarts20090070433/4 September 18, 2020
Get the Condommug. by Horseee Girl! July 18, 2016
Get the condom dressmug. Guy 1: Dude I've already become a father of 14
Guy 2: Oh I always keep the infinity condom so I'm a father of 0
Guy 1: Dang your lucky you don't have to pay child support
Guy 2: Oh I always keep the infinity condom so I'm a father of 0
Guy 1: Dang your lucky you don't have to pay child support
by ThatTF2Scout_Thatsbeenkillingu January 2, 2023
Get the The infinity condommug. Because it was pissed off
'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere
by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022
Get the Why did the condom cross the road?mug. Holy moly guacamole is your hotdog wideeeeeeee? That’s okay. We present a condome! It’s pretty much just like a really wide condom.
Gejs-“man it sure sucks having such a fat juicy dick if only I could find something wide enough to hold my gargantuan genitalia and protect me from S T D S”
Dino-“do not fear condome is here, that elephant trunk of yours will be P R O T E C T E D!!”
Dino-“do not fear condome is here, that elephant trunk of yours will be P R O T E C T E D!!”
by Alex’s Urban dick July 21, 2022
Get the Condomemug. Another word for socks.
by kaykayevens October 16, 2021
Get the shoe condomsmug.