Commentmaphobe

The fear of leaving Facebook comments for several reasons

-You have the shitty iPhone Facebook app which regularly posts comments under different pictures

-You know someone with 3,000 friends, and if you leave a comment, you will be alerted all damn day of other peoples "Likes" and "Comments"

-You have location services enabled, you told your girlfriend you were at work, and you don't want her to see you are in a different county

"Dude, why did you say 'I'd like to tear into that' on my Mothers picture?"

"Because you posted a picture of a filet mignon, i made that comment under it, and my shitty iPhone app assigned it to a different picture. That's why i'm a Commentmaphobe"

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"Wow, you are a popular guy. Your phone is buzzing all night"

"No, i made a comment on a super popular girls picture and my phone has been blowing up all day with alerts from people i don't know. It's enough to make me a Commentmaphobe."

by BLAKERNCON November 27, 2011

comment piece

something as an act, a write-up or a speech that invites much comment.

Your speech is a comment piece.

by uttam maharjan May 3, 2012

Committee-creep

The tendency for the total number of meetings and committees in a business to increase over time without adequate means for removal.

"If they don't stop forming new meetings we'll all be buried from this committee-creep"

by starvingRD January 1, 2015

committens

Two or more pet cats, the acquiring of which signifies commitment in a relationship.

Friend 1: "My partner and I adopted two cats from the shelter yesterday."
Friend 2: "You lesbians move so fast. You only met last week, and now you've shacked up together with a pair of committens. Next you'll open a feminist co-op bookstore together and drink tea made from under-arm hair".
Friend 1: "Yup. Ain't life grand?!"

by GracieGracieGracie January 5, 2015

committed slam

Committed slam is a fuck buddy that only fucks you and buys you chipotle (and let's you get guac). Committed slams are not allowed to contact eachother before 7 pm. Communication is trickly fuck-based

We aren't dating. He's more of a committed slam.

by CommittedSlam October 28, 2015

comment roulette

It's the high risk game you play every time you read the comments on an online article/post/video etc. Sometimes they are clever and funny and at best, better than the article itself. Frequently though they make you concerned for the future of humanity and/or angry enough to want to find the commenter and slap them.

She realised she had once again lost the game of comment roulette when she read the words "evolution is just a theory"

by Sheila Montague September 21, 2016

comment buddy

The people who posts selfies of themselves and then their friends and stalkers posts emoji's expressing her beauty and posts stuff like "HOT" and shit. This mainly happens to teenagers that are girls.

John: Wow, Sarah has a lot of comments on Instagram.
Joe: Yeah, comment buddys.
John: Mhm.

by how2pee May 11, 2016