Colonelism

Colonelism is a mental disorder acquired by playing the popular Xbox 360 game 'Halo 3'.
One can receive this disorder by being the rank of 40 to 44 in Halo 3.

Signs of this disorder are degraded mental capabilities, a tendency to play horrible every game, and an irresistable urge to make excuses for their many shortcomings non-stop.

This disorder can be cured (sometimes only partially) by exceeding the rank of 44 and ascending to the rank of Brigadier.

"Wow that guy is horrible at the game, he barely has any kills."
"Hmm he must suffer from Colonelism."
"Yes indeed, his skill level is 41."

by Void Of Hope April 10, 2010

Colombian boiler

Similar to that of an Italian Boiler, whereby a restrained man's penile shaft is dipped into a pot of boiling water, but substituting coffee for the water.

Last night I accidentally shot a load onto my sister's wedding dress, so my Filipino-descended father with a clubbed foot tied me up with a rusty chain and gave me a Colombian Boiler.

by DeanPalmer September 30, 2011

Colorado Hot Geyser

The sexual act of ejaculating into a partner's anal cavity and then farting out the semen. A woman who perfects the action is known as an Old Faithful.

Darnell: "Damn, that was an explosive Colorado Hot Geyser!!!"
Traci: "Thanks, hon. They don't call me an Old Faithful for nothin'."

by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015

Colombine

Colombine:

When a person commits mass murder or loses their shit and goes crazy.

The photo they use when someone is caught.

For example: Thomas is about to go colombine if Jason steals one more beer.

by Topdecker May 2, 2018

gd cologne

perfume that smells like furry cueb

i love gd cologne

by ItzNotMeL****Lol June 12, 2023

Colonialist

When a white person fancies or wants to have sexual relations with a person of another race.

"Katy only dates Indian guys"
"She is such a colonialist"

by Drake is too real April 25, 2014

colon distress

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004