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potato alarm clock

When someone wakes you up by shoving a potato up your ass, removes it, and makes mashed potatoes with it.
Logan woke up to a potato alarm clock on the day of thanksgiving. Those mashed potatoes were the best I ever had!
by Hoeazzbetch November 23, 2021
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Clocked

I clocked his ass.

Bro he got clocked.
by Jesterjinx November 23, 2021
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Clocked

“I clocked his dumbass
“It was crazy bro he got clocked”
by Jesterjinx November 23, 2021
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clock in on that ass

Generally uncommon term used by parents to signify an ass whooping
Teacher: So your son has been wildin out in my classroom recently and i'm not sure what else to do, we've tried everything we could
Mom: Oh don't worry, because imma clock in on that ass later when we get home. It wont happen again i can tell you that
Delinquent: No momma please i learned my lesson
by Da_vinki June 14, 2023
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Unsteady clock

A figure of speech to describe sleep deprivation in the sense that a person cannot tell what time of day it is as soon as they wake up.

For an example, someone may wake up at 6:00 in the evening after sleeping all day, then they might believe it's 6:00 in the morning instead, because it's dark outside, and they must have slept for so long that their mind had went blank and forgot about the time of day.
Your sleeping habits are like an unsteady clock! Quit staying up so late, and you won't sleep all day on the next day!
by Lueriva Fetheroviu June 26, 2023
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11 o clock

When it’s past 11 o clock Michael whips out his cock.
oh no it’s past 11 o clock! Michael is going to rape me!
by Gibby boy February 28, 2023
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Clock

Something that tells time also somethings thats controlling it controls when you do things EVERYTHING IS DONE ACCORDING TO IT
ITS TIME OR YOU TO WAKE UPREAD THE CLOCK YOU DROPOUT-mom
by Dabigpp March 1, 2023
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