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Cakes

Replacing the word lie(s) with the word cake(s) due to the internet meme of portal
Those are cakes!
You caker...
by eric225 November 27, 2009
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capeshit

someone who has an obsession over a person and is overly attached to them in an unhealthy way, but is also a piece of shit in everyway.
"damn stop being a capeshit it's creepy"
by Jaehyun February 15, 2019
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taking cakes

Violent or aggressive intercourse, esp. when in reference to doggy style. Origin is unknown, but its use is most commonly found in Merced, CA.

The term can also describe a random, often-stealthy attack on a freshman football player at his locker perpetrated by one or more members of the Varsity team. The cause of the assault varies; the most common motives are unprovoked malice and the need to silence a freshman who had previously been talking smack. The cakes in question are often taken on the locker room floor, but can also be taken on a bench, in the showers, standing up, against a wall, against the lockers, etc. This form of cake takeage involves no actual penetration; the victim is merely dry-humped for a short amount of time, usually a few seconds.
Varsity player sails over bank of lockers, landing on a freshman player. The Varsity player proceeds to hump the freshman, effectively taking cakes.
by OKEEG January 9, 2006
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canese

Retard for camera
Aka idiots who dont know how to use T9
Hey dog bring your canese tonight cause some slammin bitches and I want pics.
by Granttttt October 4, 2006
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cakesrjohhny

An awesome person with 111 girlfriends.

110 if you don't count Chelsea.
CakesRJohhny is the most awesome person ever.
by Devin26 April 10, 2009
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cakester cave

Cakesters would be your butt cheeks and cave would be your sphincter.
I woke up this morning with hemorrhoids so i had to get my cakester cave checked out by my proctologist.
by mnmcaruso June 17, 2014
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Caesar Tossed Salad

When during the process of "tossing a salad", the receiver of the salad tossing forces out a shart into the mouth of the salad tosser.
She was starting to enjoy dining in until she tried my Caesar Tossed Salad.
by BKees May 11, 2015
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