cannon daddy

A mother fucker with a massive chub ass cock
Girl: God damn You big as hell. You gonna be my cannon daddy
by Neapolitanicecream July 10, 2021
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glass cannon

tailow
damn thats a glass cannon
by twwhw February 06, 2022
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Glass Cannon

EVE Onlines bombers, like Nemesis.
Person 1: dude there’s a Nemesis on D-Scan.
Dude: don’t worry it’s a glass cannon, you should be able to blow it up
by VesperTheCoffeeAddict August 02, 2022
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Ass Cannon

When your shitting. And you fart, causing a nugget of shit to be propelled into the toliet at great speed. Often causing a perfect Poseidon's kiss.
Hey Jim. I was taking a shit and I turned into an ass cannon. The whole street heard it.
by TheAssCannon November 19, 2018
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Ass cannon

When you stick a dildo in your ass and shoot it out at a person like a cannon
Bro my girl and I were f****** last night and she gave me an ass Cannon
by Gvln March 26, 2022
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Ass Cannon

Was a dangerous weapon used in Desert Storm. Banned for the severity of inhumane killing methods.
Ever used an ass cannon before? Whoever uses them usually are asshole.
by Suck Dick Sam May 22, 2015
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Monkey Cannon

A sexual position in which one person fucks a second from behind so hard their kidney stone pops out of the urethra into a third person’s mouth.
Damn Casey, Drake’s monkey cannon was the biggest one yet! I dropped a few pieces.
by ComZhora March 18, 2021
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