lady burrito

The scrumptious monthly product of a woman’s internal taco shop. Once it has churned out copious amounts of its famous sauce, it is rolled up with absorbent pad and wrapper. This is the lady burrito. Shining it’s majesty atop the trash in the waste bin, it can be confused for those of the Bell or Chipotle variety, early in the morning. But behold, it is neither. It is the lady burrito.

S: Dude, you threw away a Taco Bell burrito?
T: Nah dude, that right there is a glorious lady burrito.
S: Damn.

by legendsword2 March 14, 2018

Punto Burrito

1. A pussy who is gay, faggish, stupid
2. It's what you call your friends if you are mad at them

1. You stupid fucking Punto Burrito
2. Wow your so gay you Punto Burrito

by Ian Fox June 21, 2008

Burrito Hippies

A derogatory term used for Mexicans, along with names such as Beaner, Wetback, and Lawnmower Person. They can usually be found under the nearest tree, passed out, burrito in their hands.

“John, have you seen all the Burrito Hippies out behind Bill’s house?”

“Yeah Jamal, there was, like, six of them, just passed out in his backyard! What the hell?”

by Hairbear44 June 2, 2018

Burrito Breath

The way your breath smells after eating a burrito.

Guy 1: Did you see Stacy?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: She has horrible burrito breath.

by Bob Marconi May 2, 2016

israeli burrito

A burrito consisting of mostly Mediterranean left overs that is then warmed up inside of the vagina. The marinating process adds a delectable zest to an otherwise bland concoction. Add cheese and use rectum for heating and it becomes a polish enchalada

I plan on getting so drunk tonight that I'll let a street walking hooker give me an Israeli burrito.

by LovingLifeSince83 April 2, 2023

Alabama Burrito

The act of opening a man’s urethra and shitting into it. Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket.

Durham loves receiving Alabama Burritos from Gabby.

by QuesoNacho January 13, 2024

Snot Burrito

When you're afraid of blowing your nose in public, so you just pinch the snot into your face mask. It is indeed a disgusting sensation.

"I really had to blow my nose on the bus, but I didn't want to make anyone scared ... so I blew it into my face mask."
"That's what I call a snot burrito!"

by waffleenio February 9, 2022