texas breathmint

Those little soapy nuggets found in men's toilets. Basically a urinal cake.

Texas breathmints are a sure-fire cure for a smelly bathroom.

by kauz381 November 29, 2007

breath of anus

Synonym of ass-kisser, dickweed, jerkoff.
Somebody to keep well away from.

(1) Tell "breath-of-anus" to keep the fuck away from me.

(2) Hey "breath-of-anus", pick up your detritus and throw it the hell away!

by Benjamino December 22, 2003

mouth-breather

1. A term used by intolerant people or by the elite, who find some need, probably from a lack of self esteem, to marginalize someone whose opinion differs from their own. Usually they would define a mouth breather as someone who is to stupid to "get it". A a socially backward individual.

2. Someone who suffers from allergies or other condition that prevents breathing through the nose.

These days, someone who supports President Bush or the NRA, would be described by liberals as a mouth-breather.

by Mover March 21, 2004

breather

One that breathes heavily. Breathers are common on x-box live due to the close proximity of the headset to the mouth.

That kid needs to turn off his headset because he is breathing into it really loud. fuckin' breather.

by Stash Master February 20, 2007

Fire Breather

Rather odd slang for a lesbian, paired with Laser Knee.

"Dude, I totally think that chick's a fire breather."
"Woahz!"

by TFE February 20, 2007

texas breathalyzer

A blow job (in Texan slang).

"...after having a few drinks, they started givin freebies. They all got
Texas breathalyzers."

by tu y yo December 22, 2007

mouth-breather

Any human being that breathes in and out through their mouths, often engaging in idiotic and useless activity. An affinity for sexually crude humour generally accompanies.

Most of the people posting definitions here are mouth-breathers.

by Mhuur November 25, 2002