beaver dam

one of the best towns in Wisconsin. everyone here is very nice and welcoming, if you watch out for the snakes. the kids are all talented at something and very smart. all the girls are beautiful, and all the guys are very goodlooking. it’s a small town with little to do, but there’s always something fun to do if you’ve found the right friends :)

man, I wish I could live in beaver dam. sounds like a lot of fun.

by it’s whatever lol November 28, 2018

beaver canoe

when you squash your penis in a hydraulic press creating a beavers tail and folding it into a canoe shape

she wanted to know how freaky i am so i preformed the beaver canoe

by slimjimniggybobit November 13, 2018

Beaver Trump

A control-freak beaver who thinks we need protection from illegal immibeavers. Has luscious, flowing blonde fur and uses a variety of hand gestures.

Beaver trump is a very good president. We need to build a dam, a great beautiful dam to keep out the mexibeavers.

by flurban dictionary March 31, 2017

Beaver Crickets

Pubic Lice (Crabs) found on a female.

Last night, I was about to get lucky with the chick next door, but when I got down there, I could practically hear the Beaver Crickets chirpin'...so I went home and chirped my bird instead.

Man, that ho gave me beaver crickets and now I can't stop the itch.

by Ocean Recruiter February 25, 2011

Beaver Dam

When a woman cock blocks another woman

Tiffany, you're such a bitch, you totally beaver dammed me when I was trying to hook up with Trevor last night!

by sodapopjorge May 3, 2017

Crack Beaver

Someone who likes to smoke the drug 'Crack', will get this word said to them all the time

Colby: "Jon Rushby is a Crack Beaver!"
Jon: "Hey man its some goood shit!"

by Colby McFarlane January 18, 2008

Beaver run

When a girl rubs her come filled beaver across the bed before cleaning herself up..

And then she did the beaver run to the bathroom...

by Nutjob1974 December 16, 2015