Beat the bandit 

To Beat the bandit, is too take ones penis and begin to jerk like normal, and then increase in speed until you are in physical pain and/or have drawn blood. It is often considered a punishment wank, post getting with a munter.

Bret: "Yo bro I had to Beat the bandit last night"

Mike: "What why?"

Bret: "I got with some skanky bitch, had to teach it a fucking lesson"

Beat the bandit by bret1020393 August 25, 2011

Beat it

To have sex

U wanna beat it with me soon

Beat it by Izzy mae 🤠 November 7, 2019

Beat Up Safa Day 

Beat up Safa day is on the 20th of October. It is a day when we can beat up Safa and mock her for her accent.

Safa - What are you doing with that bat Jaya? Don’t hit me!

Jaya - Did you forget? It’s Beat Up Safa Day today.

Safa - oh my bad

Beat Up Safa Day by Saltybaguette901 October 3, 2020

beat it up 

To Beat it up Latin for beata it upa. Hit the ass take no names.

My buddy Ben beat it up with this fat chick in Seffner. She lived in a trailor. He "beat it up" then dipped.

beat it up by Crazy Ass White Boy November 9, 2003

Beat that Face 

Toronto slang for puttin' a hurtin on that ass, wearin that ass out, a thorough fucking, hittin them skins

"You talkin bout cuttin & hittin skins? -we talkin bout beat that face" -Kardinal Offishall

Oh my god, do you see that honey with the tanline on her shirt and the titjob? I wanna beat that face!

Beat that Face by dreguan February 28, 2010

Beat n' Skeet 

The act of jerking/beating off, and then jizzing/skeeting everywhere; therefor, Beat(ing) n' Skeet(ing)

Kiley bailed on all his poker buddies early friday night to go Beat n' Skeet

Beat n' Skeet by CC (Clit Commander) April 24, 2008

Beat you on 

To completely own someone in Pokemon puzzle league

"I'm gonna beat you on dad!"
"Alright, let me fire up the N64."

Beat you on by Nick Lytle May 22, 2008