a mean donner kebab from a shithot takeaway in halifax. Loads of donner meat, tikka chicken and sheesh kebab neatly wrapped up in a naan bread! Mmm!
by momentus July 11, 2008
The most horrendous, head pounding hangover a man can experience. Originally from the 1987 cult classic 'Withnail and I'.
Where are the aspirins? I've got a bastard behind the eyes.
by The Hylander July 08, 2018
The Lifetime channel on television. Called this because most movies shown are about women who are treated wrongly by men.
by Ibi Daby June 18, 2009
Damn, That Chris Torres is a Big Headed Bastard
by DasDoomGuy March 09, 2019
by Brucesnoop July 29, 2016
A chair in the women's clothing section, usually reserved for a man (who would rather be anywhere else) shopping with his wife or girlfriend.
Woman, "I'm going to run to the dressing room to try on 27 pairs of jeans."
Man, "No problem. I'll be over there in the poor bastard chair reading a book."
OR
"Man, check out the dude in the poor basterd chair! He's out cold. His girl must be trying on half the clothes in that department."
Man, "No problem. I'll be over there in the poor bastard chair reading a book."
OR
"Man, check out the dude in the poor basterd chair! He's out cold. His girl must be trying on half the clothes in that department."
by Delma October 26, 2007
Word used to describe a person who is cowardly, stupid, a wanksta, or just a son of a bitch who puts on a front around others to attempt to impress his friends.
by Cody Hensley September 25, 2006