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elastic asshole

The rectum of a female or even male that has been fucked roughly or "slammed" so many times that it is totally reamed out at a much larger size that it can stretch to anytime, at will. Making it useful for quick anal action with absolutely no effort.
I'm going over to Sally's house tonight because I heard that bitch has an elastic asshole.
by Jack Adick January 6, 2005
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Assholes and Elbows

A phrase meaning hard work. Typically used by a supervisor to order their subordinates to work harder. Originated as a military slang.
"We're on a tight deadline here! All I want to see is assholes and elbows!"
by Drift_91 June 2, 2012
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asshole

someone being arrogant, rude, obnoxious, or just a total dickhead....
Steve Brustad is an asshole end of story (:
by fhgjn October 23, 2009
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asshole crumbs

Sporadic, weak or low-investment gestures of interest from a suiter or would-be partnerm that obscures the fact that the suiter or would be partner is not actually invested in the relationship. Often employed to keep the relationship just barely going in a way that does not heavily burden the person delivering the asshole crumbs but keeps his or her options perennially open.
After we had sex the first time she said she is scared that she is falling in love with me, but since then all I've gotten is a text now and then and some other asshole crumbs. OR : Narcissists are very good at sprikling some asshole crumbs in front of you just as you're about to completely write them off.
by Bill from Boston April 11, 2017
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grandpa's an asshole

A sick yet great song by Blink 182!
When you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you
Did he hold you till the sun did rise
and did he look into your eyes
and ask you to felate him
and stick a finger or two in his ass

He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass
he rubs his dick in broken glass

when you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender
did he tie your hands behind your head
and was it on your mother's bed

and this is stupid man! I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather. I mean you guys are related! Whats he gonna do, take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed? Man, he likes to fuck you up the bottom, and grandma would come in and watch, and masturbate, and cum all over the place, and this is stupid! I hate you all! I'm not even gonna have sex with my mom tonight! Man, this is stupid! I hate you!
by Lizzy March 19, 2005
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Asshole Questions

1. A question that you ask to piss somone off

2. A question that only an asshole would ask
Aaron: "Jason, where's that email that pissed you off? Can I hit on your sister? What about your Mom? Does your wife still go down on you? Hey, what do you think Angelina is going to name her next foreign baby?"

Jason: "I can't take it anymore!! Stop asking me these asshole questions!!!"
by ClevelandDan November 18, 2009
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arthole

An arrogant asshole who claims unique or infallible insight into the work of a specific artist, or art in general.
Clement greenberg's "Avant Garde and Kitsch" is entertaining reading, but is indisputable proof that the man was a colossal arthole.
by semantic jester June 7, 2011
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