Apple Butt

An ass that looks and tastes good
Jesus, did you see Hannah in those youga pants? Apple butt all day!
by NeroWynn February 04, 2020
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brown apple

Smacking a woman in the head with your dick repeatedly leaving a bruise in the shape of an apple.
The bitch started talking about her feelings so I gave her a brown apple.
by Red Guardian August 31, 2007
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Caramel apple

When u have diarrhea and it's so bad it splashes on the testicles making it a caramel apple.
Man that diarrhea gave me a caramel apple!
by Game the f over September 04, 2011
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apple computer

A piece of shit computer, mainly used by the elderly.
by Wenis July 04, 2003
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apple computer

expensive paperweight...ironically they do not weigh very much
dude that sucked, my term paper just blew away when my apple computer fell off my desk... no i'm not worried about the apple computer, but i'm pissed about the pencil it broke when it fell.
by j-mo-fucka July 03, 2003
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Candy apple

Noun: body shape where most of the mass of the body is carefully balanced upon two skinny legs. Spheroid object placed on top of a... stick (cylinder?!?).
"Dude, I'd like to bob that apple." - Man one
"What you talkin' 'bout, gee?" - Man two
"That smokin' candy apple. Damn, she like a basketball balanced on top a pencil. You know how I like 'dem strangely shaped women!" - Man one
by labeauf October 06, 2011
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