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Burping the Turtle

When a male engages a female in anal intercourse from the rear, with such force that his member penetrates deep enough to injure her, causing the glans of his member to emerge from her vagina.

The "head" of the "turtle" would likely be covered in "mud", enhancing the illusion.

This fantastical sexual feat was imagined in order to win a gross-out contest in Denver, CO.
"Holy shit, that dude is bangin her dirtchute so hard he's burping the turtle!"
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green turtle

Having sex with a turtle ( woman on her back) while she is sea sick on a ship.
On the ferry to Amsterdam I green turtled this chick.
by Johnson mcfarley February 14, 2014
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White Turtle

A saying when you and your friends are at a bonfire and the smoke is blowing in your face. If you say "White Turtle, White Turtle, White Turtle" the smoke will magicly stop following you and blow elsewhere.
Nine friends are sitting around a bonfire and the smoke has been blowing in your face the whole time. You say "White Turtle, White Turtle, White Turtle" and now the smoke is bothering your friend on the opposite side of the circle.
by Tkette11 July 6, 2010
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Turtle Snatcher

Someone who steals and/or snatches turtles; An abductor of turtles
Girl: I heard you got your turtle stolen over the weekend.

Boy: Yeah, stupid turtle snatcher!
by Chrisman270 November 10, 2010
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Turtle Porn

A word commonly associated with the YouTuber MojoOnPC who is well known for being late to his CSGO competitive match's because he's too busy jerking off in the toilet watching Turtle Porn
'I think Jordan has a Turtle Porn addiction'
by Who is Mojo u ask July 28, 2016
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Choking the turtle

I shouldn't have eaten that 7-11 burrito, I've been choking the turtle for the last 15 minutes.
by Johnny Quag September 23, 2014
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turtle biscuit

An insult used when someone looks silly or dumb, weather it's appearance or an action.
The hell are you wearing? Damn turtle biscuit.
What did you just do? Turtle Biscuit.
by Phinnus April 23, 2015
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