debit card diarrhea

the inability to stop using your debit card for frivolous items causing you to go in the hole...repeatedly

spending money just because you have it.

Dan: "Jim spent all of his paycheck on CDs and DVDs, again"

Jill: "Sounds like he has a case of debit card diarrhea"

by crazyrach08 April 23, 2010

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Get the debit card diarrheamug.

tres reverse card

a card you can use if you run out of dos reverse cards

you: *runs out of dos reverse cards*
you: tres reverse card

by BenSav March 16, 2021

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Get the tres reverse cardmug.

Unlike when someone pulls your card (throws you under the bus), the El Paso Card is pulled when you are at the urinal in your office building, you fart, and then right away someone walks in and says hello to you using your name, thus announcing to those in the stalls it was you who just ripped one.

Mike is standing at the urinal and farts. Phil walks in and says, "Yo what's up Mike?!" Pat comes out of the stall, looks at Mike and says, "Damn Mike. Phil just pulled your El Paso Card."

by Fresno Bob June 21, 2016

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the bro-card fuck

To perform the act of sex, either on behalf of, or for a bro, as a favour to him.

Dude, my ex wont leave me alone... I'm going to have to pull out the bro-card fuck.
Serious? Eh, ok... but because i love you.

by Carlo Von Sexron the Third July 27, 2010

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Get the the bro-card fuckmug.

Free healthcare card

Something Bri'ish people use to win any argument with any American

American: Bri'ish people have bad teeth lol

Bri'ish person: Oi bruv 'least I don't 'ave bad 'elfcare loike you stewpid americans. Quite sad innit?

American: Bruh you just used the Free healthcare card

by I love play with my CoC friend June 27, 2022

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