Cum Cannon

When a male squirt too much while pounding a girl really hard.

I cum cannoned your girl

by Dino Dick Dave April 12, 2019

Cannon

A fairly nice dude, but be careful there is probably more to him than meets the eye. Honest, Fair, and Driven by an immense desire to succeed and make life better for those around him. Grew up tough but still has a good heart. Will generally be a good partner, although it might take him awhile to get it. Smart, although sometimes lazy. A man of tremoundous potential if he chooses to you it.

Girl 1: Have you met cannon?

Girl 2: Yeah he's an interesting one, seems like a likeable guy though...

by 7438793479837 August 31, 2022

rancid baby cannon

Describing the vagina of a less than civilised individual: see also "three hole shuffle" also see "punched lasagne"

Common afliction to those of poor hygene, low moral standards and excessive breeding

Dude, we all know what she's had where, rancid baby cannon alert

by clitoralwindowwiper May 14, 2016

Sex Cannon

Rex Grossman, former Chicago Bears Quarterback

He had to face off last week in the super bowl against sex cannon Rex Grossman

by Cumfuckle October 14, 2021

tom cannon

tom cannon is a cool and awesome guy who buns weed and lives life on the edge but can be kind and nice to the right girl

tom cannon is a bunner

by bob farlin November 30, 2013

Portugese cannon

The act of haveing sex and shooting ur kidney stone into her pussy.

Last night I gave that bitch the ol portugese cannon

by Deeznutz and sideshow_matt January 5, 2022

Loading the Cannon

A term used in reference to the act of sounding. Loadint the cannons specifically notates using an onject witha notable diameter, but a short length. Such as a AA battery. To load the cannon one usually inserts the object into the urethra until it is fully encompased in the urethra.

I was loading the cannon last night, dude it burnt so good!

by 1818551 February 10, 2024