whipper-snapper

taking a snapper after a whip-it.

bro i took a fat whipper-snapper last night and passed the hell out. i think i lost a few IQ points lol.

by manateebuttsex June 27, 2017

whipple

a word that describes an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.

you're such a whipple... i wish i knew your existence was this pathetic when i started hanging out with u.

by Jason Whipple February 18, 2005

Whopped

When you are a girl and you are insecure about yourself that you make your boyfriend delete and betray all of his friends who are girls. Usually it's a girlfriend who wants to be in charge of his life. She usually is a psycho girl!

When a girlfriend is crazy and tells her man he may no longer talk to any of his friends who are girls.
Girlfriend usually is psycho and checks his phone constantly.
Molly : Wow, Rob and I were really close until Jamie came around.
Chris : Jamie whopped his ass.
Molly : It's a shame we were only really good friends.

by friendgonegone May 18, 2013

WHoppa

A large black person who typically sucks massive cock

Ryleigh Titus(black): Yo i sucked a mssive cock
White guy: U a whoppa buddy

by burger123 December 21, 2018

Kentucky Whopper

During sex, the giver defecates in his hand. Then, patties up the poo and asks the unsuspecting victim if they are hungry. Then, before the receiver can answer, the "pooper" shoves the doo doo pancake in their mouth.

"Hey Billy, See that brown spot on her face?"
"Yeah, Why?"
"Because I slipped her the Kentucky Whopper!"

by Scrub McGrub January 5, 2011

Mr Whippy 99er

A sexual act where a man ejaculates into a woman in a circular fashion to resemble a Mr Whippy. Then finishes it with a shit (i.e. the flake).

as in "oooo derek.... im so horny like. put your icecream man costume on and give me a Mr Whippy 99er" ,,, "but sandra, youre on your blob love" ... "ooo you fucking prude.. all right give me a 99er with strawberry sauce"

by epicwin ...or is it October 14, 2009

Angry Whopper

The act of slapping a vagina with a fly swatter at maximum strength. Next, the swollen labia are immediately garnished with jalapeños and any desired medley of burger fixin's, condiments and accouterments, then eaten (so to speak).(WARNING:This is a very dangerous maneuver and should only be performed between consenting parties, unless she deserves it.)

I haven't had sex or food in days. I think I'll hop over to Burger Jack and order myself an angry whopper.

or

My girlfriend made me watch a J-Lo movie marathon. By the end, I was so pissed and hungry that I felt entitled to an angry whopper.

by Louija January 21, 2009